[sfx: footsteps, curtains opening]
Hibari: Rise and shine, you lot.
Toki: (groans) It’s morning…? Ah, ouch…
Hibari: I went to all the trouble of buying a sofa-bed for whenever you guys stay over, so why on earth are you sleeping on the floor?
Toki: Hmph… I must’a passed out.
Hibari: How late did you end up getting to sleep, then?
Toki: Mm? (stretching) It was around 4am when I last checked the time, I think.
Hibari: You were online even past midnight?
Toki: Yup. As soon as the song was released online, the notifications just wouldn’t stop coming. We did a quick search and peoples’ reviews starting popping up, so Tsugu got real excited. Though, he’s pretty much always like this after lives too. (more stretching, yawning)
Hibari: Plenty of excitement then, huh?
Toki: Oi, Tsugu! Time to get up!
Tsugumi: (sleepy groaning)
Toki: If you don’t hurry and wake up already we’ll be short on time, y’know!
Tsugumi: (defiant sleepy groaning)
Toki: We’ve gotta go check out the place they’ll be putting out the new CD, remember?
[sfx: Tsugumi sitting up very suddenly]
Tsugumi: (gasp) I’M READY!
Toki: Whu- Oi, you scared me there.
Tsugumi: I’m ready, let’s go! Hibari, I can use your shower, right?!
[sfx: Tsugumi already running off]
Hibari: Go right ahead.
Toki: Ah, dangit… I forgot to buy us something for breakfast.
Hibari: Can’t we just eat while we’re out?
Toki: Only if we can make it there on time.
Hibari: As always, Toki-kun, you’re such a worrier! If we start preparing now, we’ll still have plenty of time to spare.
Toki: Well…I mean, we’ll be fine, but…
Hibari: (nervous gasp) … I forgot about Mitsuru.
Toki: Come to think of it, Mitsuru was more energetic than usual yesterday too, right?
Hibari: That’s where you’d be wrong. You see, Mitsuru’s been full of enthusiasm ever since we first played as Inkuro.
Toki: (laughs) That right?
Hibari: More importantly, Toki-kun… There’s something I want to ask you.
Toki: Hm? What is it that’s got you so serious?
Hibari: When we debuted… Did you tell your parents?
Toki: … I did not.
Hibari: Ah, I knew it. Yesterday, when we started talking about your hometown, you looked on-edge. I thought that must have been why.
Toki: And? What about you?
Hibari: (sigh) Asking as if you don’t already know.
Toki: Things are pretty frustrating for you back home, right? Everything okay?
Hibari: Well, if it comes down to it… I’ve been thinking of getting in touch with Higurashi Akane.
Toki: Huh? What does Rubire’s vocalist have to do with this?
Hibari: Our… My parent’s company, it’s made us pretty rich, right?
Toki: Sure…
Hibari: And his parents run a global conglomerate, right?
Toki: (short laugh) Yeah, as if! …Huh?
Hibari: Our company and the Higurashi Group, they have something of a mutual respect for each other.
Toki: You’re serious…
Hibari: Mhm, dead serious. When it comes to explaining things to older folks, it’s helpful to have an example to point to. Now, compared to my family’s, their company is a lot larger, and Akane is only their third son, I think, but…
Toki: Really?
Hibari: Anyways, what about you, Toki-kun? Doesn’t it bother you? Arguing with your parents before heading off to university?
Toki: I mean... I guess. In a way.
Tsugumi: Gah! That’s me out the shower!
Hibari: (light laugh) Welcome back, Tsugu-chan.
Toki: That was quick.
Tsugumi: Haah, that woke me up for sure!
Toki: You say that, Tsugu, but you hair is still soaking wet! Dry it properly! C’mon!
[sfx: Toki drying Tsugu’s hair with a towel]
Tsugumi: Ghk! Oi! Toki! I’m telling you, I’m good! I can do it myself!
Toki: You can’t, that’s why I’m doing it. What are we gonna do if you catch a cold, huh? You’d have to miss the event.
Tsugumi: I’ll be fine! I’m a genius, geniuses don’t catch colds!
Toki: Stop talking back and listen to what I’m telling you!
[sfx: Toki attacking Tsugu with the towel]
Tsugumi: Agh ! H-hold on! I get it, cut it out already!
Hibari: Moving on… Toki-kun, are you going to take a shower as well?
Toki: Uh, probably… I’d better make it quick though.
Tsugumi: Then hurry on in! I’m gettin’ hungry! But first… OI, MITSURU!!! TIME! TO! WAKE! UP!!
[sfx: Tsugumi (presumably) flinging himself onto Mitsuru]
Mitsuru: Ghuh…! H-heavy…
Tsugumi: Now is not the time for sleeping! Today’s the day Inkuro releases their debut single!
…
Toki: (sigh) Guess I’m really doing this, huh…
Tsugumi: What are you talking about, after we came all this way! Now c’mon, you can borrow my cap!
[sfx: Tsugumi throwing a hat at Toki, Toki grumbling]
Tsugumi: Heh! You won’t be so embarrassed if they can’t see your face, right?
Toki: That’s really not the issue here.
Hibari: If we keep standing outside the store like this, we’ll get in the way of customers.
Tsugumi: Yeah, what he said, Toki! You’ll be inconveniencing the public!
Toki: Alright, I get it! Let’s just get on with it.
Mitsuru: You guys? It’s over here!
Toki: (stage whisper) Oi, Mitsuru! Not so loud!
Tsugumi: (very loudly) Woah!! I wanna see, lemme see!
Toki: (hypocritically loud) I said, not so loud!!
Hibari: Yes, we hear you, Toki-kun, time to go in now.
Toki: Gh… Can’t believe this…
Tsugumi: Woah~! It’s really here!
Mitsuru: Over there too. There’s a poster on the wall.
Tsugumi: Wah, you’re right!
Toki: I mean, it is release day after all.
Tsugumi: Toki-kun~ Is that a smile I see under there~?
Toki: Uh, I mean (clearing his throat, changing tone) There something wrong with being happy…?
Tsugumi: Nothing wrong with it at all, now that you’re finally done sulking!
Toki: Oi, watch it!
Hibari: Hmm…
Mitsuru: Hm? Hibari, is everything okay?
Hibari: Ah, yeah. I’m just looking at the CDs, I glad we were placed in the new releases section… but…
Tsugumi: But?
Hibari: If maybe it were a little more… Here, if I put it a shelf higher…
Mitsuru: Oh! You can see it better up there.
Tsugumi: Ah, I get it! If they’re too high on the shelves they’re hard to reach, but if they’re too low, people won’t even see ‘em!
Mitsuru: I hadn’t really thought about that before.
Toki: Well, I’m just glad they put them up on the shelves in the first place. You guys should be too.
[sfx: Hibari stacking CDs]
Hibari: If I could just stack a few of them face-up, like this… There.
Tsugumi: Woah, that’s sick! Now when you look at it, it’s like it’s totally Inkuro-focused! Nice, let's do that to all of them then, yeah?
Toki: Hold it, hold it! Let’s run that back a sec, alright?
Tsugumi: Oops… That a no, then?
Toki: Obviously it’s a no!
Tsugumi: Sheesh! It ain’t a big deal! You’re so boring!
Mitsuru: Tsugumi, we shouldn’t do that. If another band were to cover up our CDs with theirs, we’d probably feel hurt, wouldn’t we?
Tsugumi: Oh! I guess that’s true…
[sfx: Tsugumi moving CDs back]
Tsugumi: There, just as it was before. My deepest apologies for having such selfish thoughts!
Toki: C’mon, we’ve had our fill already, haven’t we? We’d better get a move on.
Hibari: Oh, you’re right! We should hurry to the agency, Tobi-chan’s probably stressing himself out right about now without us there.
Mitsuru: I’m looking forward to the event later.
[sfx: Mitsuru, Hibari and Toki walking off]
Tsugumi: …
Toki: Hm? Hey, Tsugu!
Tsugumi: … Oh, right.
[sfx: Toki walking back over]
Toki: What’re you looking… Oh. RUBIA Leopard.
Tsugumi: That’s one big ass poster.
Toki: Don’t go picking fights.
Tsugumi: Hah, too late for that now, right?
Toki: … If you say so.
Tsugumi: That guy… I’m gonna steal his crown, no matter what it takes.
[sfx: Toki patting him on the back]
Toki: Yeah. Now, c’mon.
Tsugumi: Right!
…
[sfx: Crowd cheering, clapping]
Tsugumi: Fresh from our newly released debut single, that was RISE! I’m glad I could sing it for all of your today! Thank you all for listening!
Toki: And once again, our most sincere thanks for allowing to perform in-store like this.
Hibari: Thanks for continuing to cheer us on!
Mitsuru: See you all again. Bye-bye!
…
Tobikura: Well done for all your hard work today!
Tsugumi: Tobi-chan, right back at you!
Toki: Thank you for your hard work.
Tsugumi: Wooh! That felt great!
Tobikura: You really livened up the crowd!
Mitsuru: I saw a lot of familiar faces out there.
Tsugumi: The front row was locked out by the regulars from back at the live house! They’re really cheering for us!
Tobikura: (tearfully) From the bottom of my heart, I’m truly so happy to see you all debut. It’s honestly got me feeling quite emotional!
Tsugumi: We couldn’t have done it without you, Tobi-chan! Thank you!
Tobikura: Tsugumi-kun…!
Hibari: Hm? Tobi-chan, are you… crying?
Tobikura: (quickly composing himself) Eh!? Of course not!
Mitsuru: It’s okay to cry, you know.
Tsugumi: Totally! Ah! Hey, how about we toss Tobi-chan in the air to celebrate!?[1]
Mitsuru: … Sounds good to me.
Tsugumi: Yeah, let’s do it!
Tobikura: Eh?! W-Wha?! Please wait just a second!
Toki: Too late! Hey, make sure you hold on properly. I’ll lift him from this side.
Tsugumi: Roger that!
Tobikura: E-Even you, Toki-kun?!
Toki: Once these guys get an idea in their head, they can’t be stopped. It’s better to give up now.
Tobikura: Eehh?!? I’m glad y-you’re all so happy, but…!
[sfx: door open]
Staff: U-Uh…?
Hibari: Ah, apologies if we’re causing trouble. We just got a little excited is all! We’ll be done shortly, don’t worry.
Staff: Right…
Hibari: (to himself) Well, sometime today, anyways.
[1] 胴上げ (douage), a custom of throwing someone in the air in celebration!